Funny Quotes, Wishes, Messages, SMS, Jokes, Images 2016

Here I have provided to latest Funny Quotes, Wishes, Messages, SMS, Jokes, Images 2016

Funny Quotes 2016

Here I have given to best Funny Quotes in Hindi for WhatsApp, Funny Quotes on Life, Love, Friendship, Funny Quotes with Pictures, Funny Quotes for Facebook.
“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”
― Albert Einstein

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
― Winston S. Churchill

“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
― Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Funny Wishes 2016

Here I have given to best Funny Wishes Quotes, Funny Wishes for Birthday, Friends, newly married couple.

A couple’s love is a vision of something magnificent, and marriage is the proving ground of all that they aspire to. May married life fulfill your dreams and grow you in love. Congratulations!

Funny New Year 2017 Whatsapp Status Updates,Msg

New year 2017 is just here and we Whatsapp users are mad in making the unique and awesome status for WhatsApp 2017. So, here I have updated few best new year 2017 Whatsapp status updates and new year msg for Whatsapp. Scroll down to get it. Setting best Whatsapp status update in new years eve 2017 will give you an edge over your friends to seem somehow amazing. Either you can also send these new year status updates as messages or sims too. If you want some cool happy new year greetings then kindly check our home page for further updates.

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New Year 2017 Whatsapp Status Updates

Here I have given best and funny  new year 2017 Whatsapp status updates and Whatsapp funny msg for 2017 new year. Copy are status updates and share it with your friends and enjoy the new celebration.

New Year is the time when, all your hopes are new, so are your aspiration, new are your resolutions and new are your spirits… so here’s wishing everyone a very promising, fulfilling and a very happy New Year 2017!

You are a dreamer, and you are an achiever. 
May you dream and achieve bigger feats, with every passing year.

Every story has an ending but in
life… every ending is just a new beginning.

Also see: Happy New Year Quotes (BEST)

шї$нїиg уоц a faвцlоц$ 2017 щїтн fцll оf gяєaт acнїєvємёит$ aйd ёжpёяїєйcё$. A мёaйїйgfцl cнapтєя щaїтїйg то ьё шяїттєи HAPPу йєщ уёAя!

Last year I didn’t even know his
name. But this year? I write it more then my own

Must check: New year messages (2017 wishes)

Another fresh new year is here… Another year to live! To banish worry, doubt, and fear, to love and laugh and give!

Maу all уоця тґоцвlє$ la$т a$ lоиg a$ уоцґ Йєш Уєaґ’$ яё$оlцтїои$!

Last year: single this year: single
next year: single next decade: single.
Self-improvement is a never-ending
task.Happy new year.

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
I blame Disney movies for making me
grow up believing everything has a happy ending.

A lot can happen in a year…
So many things have happened in this
past year.

Meeting you was the best part of my year.
The best thing about this year was
meeting you.

”Are you taking any foreign language
classes this year?” ”Math.”


Also see: Cool new year SMS

Relationships these days are a joke.
It’s like April 1st all year long.

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours and let each new year find you a better man. 
Happy new year
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Cute Valentines Day Sayings for Cards & Funny, Cheesy Quotes

Wishing on valentines day is always thrilling for lovers or friends. So, how cheesy it would be if you can wish cheesy valentines day sayings, same way for a little bit fun, so for that funny and cheesy valentines day sayings are given below.

You can write these valentines day sayings on cards of greetings. So, copy these sayings and use it for wishing. Enjoy !!!

Also check: Good Friday 2015 Wishes

Cute Happy Valentines Day Sayings 2015

Below, I have given some cute valentines day sayings. Just copy those cute valentines sayings and then share it with your friends.

 If I had a single flower for every time I think about you,
I could walk forever in my garden
~ Claudia Ghandi

I love you not only for what you are,
but for what I am when I am with you.
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself,
but for what you are making of me.
I love you for the part of me that you bring out.
~ Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Each day I love you more.
Today more than yesterday, and less than tomorrow.
~ Rosemonde Gerard

Other men said they have seen angels,
But I have seen thee, and thou art enough.
~ George Moore

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone – we find it with another.

Thomas Merton

These sayings paired with candy, a small toy or little gift would make cute Valentines!
“I’m bananas for you”
“You are one of a kind”
“I think you are purrr-fect!”
“I’m stuck on you!” or “Let’s stick together!”
 “You wrote the book on being cool!”
“I dig you!”
 “You are a keeper”

Cute Valentines Day Quotes

Cute valentines day quotes are given below.

  • J. P. Richter
    In women everything is heart, even the head.

  • Andre Gide
    It is the special quality of love not to be able to remain stationary, to be obliged to increase under pain of diminishing.

  • E. E. Cummings
    Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.

  • Winnie the Pooh
    If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together keep me in your heart, I’ll stay there forever.

  • La Rochefoucauld
    If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship.

  • James A. Baldwin
    Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.

  • Joyce Carol Oates
    Love doesn’t grow on trees like apples in Eden – it’s something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.

  • Robert Frost
    Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

  • French Proverb
    Love is blind. That is why he always proceeds by touch.

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Funny Valentines Day Sayings 

Here, I have given some funny valentines day sayings. Just copy these funny sayings and then share it with your friends.

Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.

“Roses are red, Blue is the sky, If you don’t become my Valentine, I’ll just eat till I die.” 

“I smiled, I winked, I have been quite a flirt. So here’s a Valentine because you’re not too alert.”

Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.

Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings

I first thought of sweeping you off your feet but then realized how much you would hate the idea of a broom even touch your feet.

I can never spell ‘us’ without ‘u’

Valentine’s Day is just another excuse to tell you how much I love you

I love you because you’re the only one who doesn’t make me spend a penny on Valentine’s Day

Enjoy with us !!!